January 2012
December 2011
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight.
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
cute boy walks by me
me:
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
everyone:
crookshanks-in-the-tardis:
harrystylesinthetardis:
87directions:
weallneedthatpushtodothis:
thedisneyprincessofasgard:
dohimdraco:
lolabetic:
I. AM. SCREAMING.
I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT
OH SWEET JESUS
I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG
why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.
I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG
Dear future kids, You...
When you’re hugging all of your friends goodbye, and there’s that one person you don’t hang out with a lot and you’re like