Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight.
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
Darren Criss - Human
cute boy walks by me
*the one that got away by katy perry plays in background*
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
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